Reviews – Pigs Asses

Review – Jayco Motor-home Manufacturer 5 pigs asses

Integrity… a dieing art, especially among business’s. There once was a day when companies would put out a quality product that they stood behind, guaranteed  — especially something you pay quarter of a million dollars for. Now i’m not sure who at Jayco motor-homes is responsible for brutal butchery of integrity at the company, but the proof is in the pudding, or paint/decals in this case.

I’m not sure whats the bigger fail here on Jayco’s part, the the fact that they moronically used a bad quality paint and decals on a high dollar iten, or that they can’t stand behind their product because that profit margin would shrink…a fraction. Greed dear fuck-faces at Jayco is cluttered path of defeat and regret.

New slogan suggestion:
“Buy a Jayco, but don’t call us after you do, we’ll call you!”
The fine print would of course read:
“We wont call you, we’re slimy bastards that bleed our customers for every drop we can squeeze”

From Jayco’s About us story:
“Jayco’s mission remains unchanged–to build exemplary RV’s and provide customers with extraordinary service after the sale. ”
Ooops, someone screwed that pooch! Really? Jayco’s definition of exemplary must differ from the rest of the whole damn world. Exemplary to me would be an apology and a solution for this:

fading decals in only a couple of years on jayco motor home

A motor-home which money is still owed, exemplary indeed

zero integrity, hypocrisy, and idiocy — Jayce you are the tri-fecta of fail, 5 pigs asses

for being ultimate douchebags, addictive angler give jayco motor homes 5 pigs asses

Review – Grafton Resort, Tobago W.I – 4 Pigs Asses

the entrance at the graftonbeach resort given 4 pigs asses in review When reaching the grafton resort in Tobago one can’t help but notice the incredible location right near turtle beach and overlooking the beautiful buccoo bay. That is about where the incredible stops and the completely asinine begins. The staff was about as charming as a wet fart on a first date. their abrasive and miserable demeanor makes you wonder if you’re hallucinating all the beauty around you because they are just that fucking sad. 1 staff member smiled in 2 days.

Cultural perhaps? Not. The people of Tobago are generally awesome people with positive lives & positive vibes, the grafton on the other hand feels like its under the management of The Undertaker. Not to write any place off on first glance we gave this dump(resort) a chance. Its all about the small things. Its been said in every hospitality meeting, management meeting, hell, they even make songs saying it, but the grafton didn’t get that memo, or they decided to wipe their pompus ass with it, verdict is still out.

The room was dirty — beneath the bed looked like the dust bowl just rolled through town and left a bunch of dead cockroaches in its path. Their magnetic key locks were worthless and had to have a replacement key made every two uses. The hotel was empty, yet you were expected to wear pants to their restaurant, which was open air, and in was 100% humidity. Come to find out there were exceptions to this rule if you were “special”. After we complied with the pants request and found ourselves eating food that I wouldn’t even put shoes on to go eat in other places, we decided to visit the beach… it was 8:20 pm… getting back 20 minutes later we found ourselves locked out… no sign on the door, no hours of when its closed, nothing.

2 miles and 45 minutes later, wearing our jeans like tight leather pants now we made it back to surprise, a broken key card. The manager behind the counter couldn’t bother to make a new one for 10 minutes, and when we politely suggested a time be put on the gate we got and simple “ok”…

ok… Well here is what we think about your ‘ok’

4 pig’s asses
review of the grafton beach resort, 4 pigs asses
Enjoy the smell.

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